Today has truly been the ultimate day. I woke up only mildly hungover and watched Clueless, a true underrated classic of my generation. Then I left the house, which is my home only for 2 or 3 weeks more, and went skateboarding aaaaaall day. I just noticed that my arms and face are beet red from all the sun I've gotten in the past 3 days because the weather has been unreal and I've been outside as much as possible. When I got home from skateboarding today I sat down just in time to catch The Goonies, not an underrated classic but a genuine classic, and after The Goonies AMC reeled straight into Raiders Of The Last Ark, no commercials! My life seriously rules.
So in between being a complete bum and skate-rat I've actually been ridiculously productive. Last month I became incredibly sick, I went out on a Friday night and when I woke up on Saturday my body was unusually sore, by Saturday night I was in full-blown flu mode. I'm talking can't get out of bed waking up in a cold-sweat haven't eaten in 3 days full-blown flu. To make matters worse I'd picked up what I thought might be pneumonia but was diagnosed as a lung viral infection. I was coughing so violently and so often that I somehow tore open my sinuses or whatever and was spitting up/blowing out mucus-blood constantly. Not just watery spit blood, oh no, more the consistency of half-dried paint and the colour of...blood. This illness resulted in me missing 2 days of class, but it could have been 5 if that wouldn't have resulted in me failing. The cold was fierce and persistent for 6 days and on the 7th I felt the turning point, at the worst of it I physically could not speak. So in addition to the 2 days there was 1 additional absence from the Mexico trip plus 1 tardiness in the month of March. Anyone else would have failed from the docked marks but I got my monthly mark the other day and I passed with an 81%. He also gave me an 86% on a vegetarian plating that was a near disaster. I cooked it while in the middle of the flu because I had no choice and an hour in I almost walked out of the kitchen because it was going so badly.
There's been a lot of productivity in my life outside school. I found a really beautiful room for rent just down the street, it's in the home of 2 charming young girls, they like to bake and they're environmentalists and they're into geology and all kinds of cool stuff. Today I ran into one of them at a protest for cleaner rivers. The rent is fair and the location is ultimate and the room is ridiculously small just how I like it. I've gotten myself 2 jobs, the first is a legit job in a busy bistro that floats off the pier downtown. Gonna cook there 2 nights a week and when I graduate they're gonna give me 5, plus the chef and sous-chef are certified which means I can clock the apprentice hours I need to graduate this year. The 2nd job is kind of a BS job in a hotel, it's called "casual" which means I only work when they need me.
On Thursday I met my friends Brodie, Lewis and Steve down at one of the piers downtown, my friend Taylor was with me. The plan was to catch 5 crabs, bring 'em to my place and have a BBQ, but it took too long to catch 5 legit ones (plus there was an unscheduled break at the pub) so we just boiled them. We had a close encounter with a couple seals and also a kind of intimidatingly close-encounter with a big old bald-eagle. The eagle in this photo was about 10' away from us, Brodie threw some bait in the air and it made an amazing dive-catch with it's kick-ass talons. So amazing. Brodie joked that an eagle's thoughts at all times must be "damn I rule, I am the coolest".
Clockwise: Me, Lewis the ginger, Taylor, master-chef Brodie, and Ottawa-Steve who's been to Ottawa so I'll call him Ottawa-Steve.
A few weeks ago Kassie and I went to Vancouver fairly spontaneously, we got there at 10:30pm and met my cousin Alex and partied all night. We went to the weirdest house-party I've ever been to, it was in some kind of abandoned office-building but the building looked like it hadn't seen activity in 50 years, for real. It was kind of crazy. Alex is the best, so amazingly hospitable. Kassie and I got home after he'd gone to bed and we were soooo disruptive, he reprimanded our poor showmanship by being a perfect gentleman. I didn't see Katie Swinwood which was horrible but there isn't much separating us so that's OK, plus I think I'm moving to Vancouver in September when the tourist season ends in Nanaimo.
I'm way too full of energy lately, God love summer in B.C...so damn good for the soul. God love Indiana Jones too...and hell, God love finding fiery orange tie-dyed Neil Young And Crazy Horse tour t-shirts at Value Village.
Two or three weeks ago my friend Kassie texted me early in the morn' asking if I wanted to go for a ride to Victoria, in my boredom I promptly answered "When do we leave?!". She didn't respond all day and I figured it was because she left without me which would have been very unlike Kassie. I was mad though and went downtown to sink my misery with a falafel platter at The Thirsty Camel (best falafels ever). On the way home I got a text from Kassie that said "I just saw you, come to my work". So she was working the whole time. I made some quick calls and she gave me a ride to downtown Victoria, Johnson and Douglas. We went our seperate ways, her driving in one direction, me getting out of the car and wandering down the street in another direction. My destination was Il Terrazo where an old friend, Ali, worked. Ali and I know each other from crazy hazy Perth days. At Il Terrazo she cooked for me, I ate, we drank and then we left to bus to her boyfriend's work. We drank some more, then we cabbed 15 or 20 minutes into Sooke, THEN we walked 45 minutes further into Sooke and finally arrived at her lovely house in the country. We stayed up all night drinking, Ali made beautiful music and we all slept on her living-room floor and the next morning we hitchhiked back downtown. I rode in the back of an open truck, so fun.
I decided I like Sooke. A chef at school recently encouraged me to apply at the Sooke Harbour House. Sooke Harbour House is a very cool resort, the onsite restaurant operates as organically as a restaurant can, growing their own produce on site and changing the menu regularly to encourage freshness. You all know where this is going. If I get the position the likelihood of me returning to VIU for the second year is not very likelihood at all.
Looking for a place for rent for March plus still looking for a job, Nanaimo is beautiful, but weak, very weak. The economy here is like a delicious salted cracker.
I went to Mexico on the weekend for my Mom's wedding. It was really nice, congratulations Glenn and Tracy McDougall.
My trip was a little bit zany but ultimately really smooth and painless, except for my left ear which is still echoing from the plane descent. I took a flight out of Nanaimo to Vancouver where I met up with Alex, we had a little food and chatted it up really quick and he kindly got me back to the airport just in time to board, very comfy. From there I flew to Toronto, I slept most of it I think, I had a quick layover and took off to Cancun. I arrived there at 2pm and was at the resort by 3pm, and the wedding started at 4pm. So that was kinda bewildering in my state of mind but I manned through it, for about 6 hours and then I passed out like not so much of a man. The next day we went to Xel Ha which is a cool snorkeling park, you rent some gear and then just slide into this lagoon and check out all the colourful fishies. There was a jumping cliff and a lazy river. That night we went to a restaurant on the resort and I had swordfish carpaccio which was not carpaccio 'cause it was cooked, served with diced watermelon and a balsamic reduction. I had a green apple crab bisque that was really nice, and then I had a suuuuuuuper delicious tuna filet steamed inside a banana-leaf served with some orange and ginger spongecake, so amazing. I had chocolate mousse and a white Russian for dessert, then Emily and Greg and a bunch of my mom's friends got drunk in the calm of the ocean breeze. On Sunday I left. I don't wanna talk about my trip back 'cause it started horribly, but ended with running into a friend on the ferry and sharing a sunny afternoon being calmly rocked back and forth by mother ocean.
...I got another tattoo. No one likes my knife but everyone likes this new one, I like them both so eff you world, eff, you.
A couple weeks ago I went to Tofino with my friend Asher. In addition to me buying a super cool t-shirt, we went to the ocean. We both ran in but I couldn't take the cold and ran back out 10 seconds later, Asher stayed in, crazy son of a bitch. After that I ate a baguette and some babaghanoush, then we went to a different, prettier beach and kind of went our separate ways for a few minutes, staring at the sun burning the piles of dusty old leaves in our minds. It was an amazing day, the weather was our friend.
School has been off and on as usual. I got called out by one of my chefs this week, he told me my focus was slipping and that I was disappointing him. He was right, my mind has been focused on one particular thing lately which fortunately is now resolved and done with. His words reawakened me and I think I'll be able to ride that for a little while until inspiration fails again. On Friday the senior students in our program graduated, our 2nd semester begins on Monday which means that I am now a senior...which is actually completely insignificant, save for the fact that there's a new intake of students which is gonna be fun. Initiation season. It's gonna be really hard showing up next week and not seeing half of the people I've worked closely with for the last 5 months.
I'm staying in Nanaimo this summer, there isn't a lot for me in Ottawa. No Magy, friends have all left or are leaving. I actually can't imagine ever living in Ottawa again.
I started applying for jobs this week just so I'd have something to do in my off time and to help me focus on cooking. The town's a little dry right now, a lot of businesses are going under, no one's hiring, but I'll find something. The local independent skateshop just went under, a real a bummer.
Last weekend I went to Vancouver for 2 days and a night to visit Alex Dow who just moved there with his girlfriend. It was amazing, I won't go into the lurid details for censorship sake but there was consumption a-plenty in the most healthy and happiest kind of way. I went with my friend Kassie, it was smiles and sunshine practically the whole time, the weather turned a little the day we left but it was still nice. Alex's girlfriend is amazing, she had me laughing the whole time. I also made a 2am rendezvous with Katie Swinwood, the poor girl stayed up waiting for me to get my drunk-ass over there, then when she came outside to let me in she locked us both out of her apartment. We got in and it was great to see her even if only for 15 minutes. She's truly in a world of her own, I've always liked her 'cause from the moment I met her I sensed the old-soul sensibility that I cherish in myself emanating from her. That's a rare and lovable characteristic. Completely real, probably the realest person I've ever known.
Today I woke up very early, after coming home very late and very drunk. I walked downtown and had an amazing breakfast then went to the pier to listen to Neil Young and clear my head, I decided I would get tattooed. So I came home and woke up Asher who was passed out on my living-room floor (he showed up pounding on the door at 3:30am after I accidentally abandoned him at the club, I'm the worst friend ever). We got in his honky-tonk old truck, put on our shades and some CCR and made our way to the parlour. Welcome to the family tattoo #3, already tinkering with some ideas for #4.
It's exactly what I had in mind, I'm very very pleased with it.
In 27 days I'll be in Mexico, and in 29 days I'll be back in Nanaimo. How bizarre.
Yesterday morning a campus security-guard told me that Nanaimo set the national record for snowfall so far this year. Winter just has it out for me, last year it was Ottawa's dramatic, amazingly long winter, and now it's Nanaimo.
So I should write about Christmas break. My trip home was hilariously horrible. I threw out my back, ran out of money, slept on 3 of the most uncomfortable benches I've ever sat in, spent a total of about 15 hours in layover, missed 3 Greyhound buses, went into near delirium taking muscle-relaxants, ate A&W, yelled at a potentially "slow" Greyhound attendant, lost my luggage, found my luggage...total trip time was 27 hours from walking out my front-door and into my mom's car at the Greyhound terminal in Ottawa.
That's the Kinach Christmas Eve kiddie-table. The only person I'm actually related to in that photo is the wino at the bottom right, lil' sister Sproule. Clockwise from her is her boyfriend Greg, some really cool dude beside him, Alex beside him, Adam (my cousin-in-law) beside his girlfriend Alex, Ally, Adam's brother Sean beside his girlfriend Ally and back to my sibling in sin.
The next morning I made breakfast for Mom and the gang, classical hollandaise over eggs-benedict.
I also spent some time in Perth getting up to no good with the Sproule side of me which was really nice.
On New Years Eve I went to a friend's house and got tipsied and then stumbled onto the Greyhound around 12:15AM to head to Toronto, the trip back was really smooth but still long. When I got to the Horseshoe Bay ferry-terminal in Vancouver I called my Dad and while I was talking to him I saw some blurry-faced stranger smiling at me, her face was blurry 'cause I'd been awake for about 20 hours and couldn't focus on the nose between my eyes. Turns out it was my friend Jill from campus, we shared a cab into town with her boyfriend and some Indian lady, I think I got the raw end of the deal, they pitched me $14 between the 3 of them but as the last person off I payed the tab and it was $30 with tip. The driver was using GPS to find our respective places but I think he was giving us the round-about. Jill's boyfriend was giving him lip, he told the driver to throw his GPS out the window.
This is really boring, I felt obligated to write about my trip but I don't really wanna relive it.
I grew my beard back, coming in pretty nice...just in time for my cowboy costume for this Friday's "Cops and Robbers Party".
Oh also, I got a cellphone yesterday, my number is 250-797-2006.
Hunter S. Cat was a good man. When I went through puberty I outgrew my bed in about 3 months, spurting from a stalky 4' to a gangly and awkward 6'. Hunter's favourite hobby was to wait and prey at the end of my bed and when he saw my hairy overgrown toes dangling over the edge, probably resembling a family of mice, he would make his attack. I guess I'm just happy he got to spend the last couple years of his life outside of the dank smokey apartment in Ottawa, hunting real mice in my Dad's driveway in Perth.
When my Dad, sister, and myself moved from Kilborn in Ottawa to the nearby apartment on Palm St., Hunter was in the midst of some lonely journey into the inner-sanctums of the cat-mind and the cat-wilderness. We were forced to leave him behind but a couple months later my sister went back to Kilborn and put up posters looking for Hunter, I was pessimistic about it all. The next day the new tenants of our old-house called us to ask us to come pick up Hunter, who had shown up tattered and weary, bleeding from the leg. From that point on he assumed some sort of bizarre human-like charisma similiar to a loving, kind old man who knows just where he belongs.
God dammit Hunter, couldn't you have just waited a couple more weeks...fuck's sake.
I leave on Wednesday the 17th, the trip is gonna suck the big one. Got a 7 hour layover in Toronto, yay. How many Greyhound station floors have I slept on? I often wonder if I'll ever buy a car or if I'm just destined to live like this forever.
Mag and I are splitsville, my weak will fell...these things are meant to be I guess...20 year olds don't belong in long-distance relationships.
I have zero passion for cooking right now, good thing it's my destiny to be a cook or I'd probably pack in my bags at this point.
I have an unappeasable hunger to be in San Francisco after seeing it's glory last February. I can't stop thinking about it.
The other day I learned that the quinoa-seed is a complete protein source, I find that amazing, I don't know why. No more than 2 months ago I was taught that the only way to obtain a complete protein source from a single ingredient was from meat but oh no, false...quinoa! I just bought some. Cooked it with ginger and then poured onion and acorn-squash drippings with honey all over it. Thanks for the loan Mom, bet you're glad I'm blowing it all on exotic ingredients for my selfish-self, and not Christmas gifts..
I also just bought this cool book called Local Bread. I have a feeling that my involvement in baking may at some point surpass my involvement in traditional cooking. Everyone should bake bread, the human-race would be at a better place if everyone took the time to bake their own bread. I sincerely mean that. It's probably the most therapeutic and remedial thing I've ever done.
Anyways enough nonsense, the eve of my loves return is nigh. There are six more sleeps until Mag gets on her very first ever plane and flies half way across the globe. I don't even know what to say about that. It's pretty surreal...it kind of feels like sleeping for the first time. To be at a final rest after a life of unending labour...except it's not final, we have to repeat the whole process come January. She actually has a bit of an adventure ahead of her after getting off the plane. She's gotta drive, ferry and walk her way to meet me on campus after I get off class on Wednesday.. It's bittersweet but less bittersweet than it was the day we met...meeting and knowing that a rainy day in August when she'd leave would eventually come...and now knowing that finally, a sunny day in April will soon bring us together again. December is gonna be heaven though, I truly can't wait to go home. It's sick but the thing I'm looking forward to 2nd most to cuddling with Mag and watching movies at home here, is cuddling with Mag and watching movies at home in Ottawa after raiding my Mom's chip-pantry.
I miss a lot of things. I really miss Ben's house. What a phenomenal place that was, I took it for granted, I could have learned a lot more there and participated in some pretty amazing things but at least I got some good friends out of it. Compared to my living-situation now...well the comparison doesn't need to be made for anyone who ever visited Ben's home. I miss Mike and Robbie and Gordon and Trevor so much. I don't think I've laughed half as hard once while here than I laughed on a regular old day hanging out with Mike in Ottawa. I really miss scooting around downtown Ottawa with Nick. There was one day when I was working at the Ottawa Marriott where Nick and Matt Morrow came down and met me after work around 11pm and we just shredded all around these abandoned buildings and streets on a dark Monday night...those times were the best. Or the back of Marty's van with Nick, Rob and Ty...oh lord. God, I even miss OCTranspo. Anyone who has tried to use public-transpo to get around on a Sunday in Nanaimo will NEVER bitch about OCTranspo again.
I took some photos of my hands today, Mag tells me she loves my hands...by most standards I guess this is considered pretty disgusting for someone who handles food for a living but they're clean...this is just what they look like. I like them to look this way, I pounce at most opportunities to handle root and bulb vegetables, to have hands like this is a trophy to me and I don't care how "unkempt" it looks. Years of griptape wear, beet juice, celeriac dirt, a dismembered fingernail, the remains of an old rust-wound infection. One day these hands will remind me that I mostly worked for what I received.
In British Columbia, and maybe some other provinces of advanced pleasure, Remembrance Day is some sort of day of leisure. When I found out that Tuesday is some twisted holiday I was confused, and then I was elated with potential, and then I was excited, but then I was anxious and I've never really enjoyed anxiety. The idea of being excited for something that's yet to come...I don't know, it's unsettling...like quicksand. Anyways, the big-wigs at the Culinary Institute of Vancouver Island decided that rather than cause the students extra stress by breaking up our work-week right in mid-stream, they'd just give us Monday off too. Does a salmon turn around mid-stream when the current gets too strong? Hell no. Did that make sense? Not in the slightest.
The weekend has been very rejuvenating, very rejuvenating. On Friday, after class, I packed my belongings into my luggage-satchel and headed South to beautiful downtown Victoria to meet my old friend Hasi Eldib. Hasi and I have been friends since grade 6, he is actually one of my first school-friends from Ottawa after moving there from Rockland. Hasi is high on life, he is one of those rare folks who just dig it. He's not in it for anything, he's just living it. I don't think he's trying to prove anything, he just wants to do his thing. He used to be a jerk, he's almost killed/paralyzed most of his oldest friends in wrestling stunts gone awry. Somewhere on the road he turned that homicidal energy into pure love extract. I think he just loves life. I met Hasi at the hotel he was staying at, we talked for awhile then went to the Swans Hotel for a pretty nice pub-style meal. The menu wasn't the best but it was well-prepared and piping-hot and to me that's more important than the ingredients used. We had some beer and talked a lot then went back to the hotel. Hasi left early, 4:30am, to catch a flight. I got up at 5am probably out of habit. I took this photo and then headed out and wandered the streets. Waking up before dawn has it's benefits my friends, try it some time.
I ended up buying some shoes. I'm totally broke but dammit, what skater can resist $50 shoes? That's a third of what I would have payed in Ottawa 5 years ago.
I took the Greyhound home around 'noon. I ate a bag of wine gums and chased them with a bag of M&M peanuts. When I got home I had the worst stomach-ache I've ever had in my entire life. I thought something had ruptured, no joke. Maybe the 5Alive reacted with the peanuts creating a strange-brew in my strange-belly.
Today I got groceries, Sunday buses here are pathetic. I walked home carrying close to my body-weight in cans of beans and various 4lb. squashes and tubers. I have a bad history cooking potatoes so I'm gonna get some practice in. I also made the dough for this wild rye-bread. It's got a ton of molasses in it, the kitchen smells like melted leather. It's got all kinds of seeds in it, fennel and anise and a few more. Letting it proof right now, can't wait to get that beauty baked off. I'm so stoked I might go preheat the oven right now! Sometimes I think my life is akin to a rollercoaster ride.
Mag might be coming here early, if she does the countdown is 24ish days. Wow, what a strange 3 months. Never thought I'd do something like that in my life.
Forecast for tomorrow is 100degrees of shredding the shred-stick. Gotta love not having winter and skateboarding in November.
